Yesterday the Husband and I seized the moment and had sex in the kitchen. This is not the first time it has happened there; it's not that there's anything particularly erotic about our kitchen, simply that we tend to be in there at the same time, which is a rarity nowadays.
Half-way through (not that I knew it was half-way through at the time; it could have been barely past the opening act. It's always tricky to tell) I absent mindedly reached out to stir the risotto.
"What are you doing?"
"Stirring the risotto - it was starting to stick"
"It's not very passionate, is it?
I put down my wooden spoon and gave a few gasps of enjoyment.
"Now you're just being silly"
"Well, what do you want me to do, then?"
"There has to be a middle ground, surely? I mean, somewhere between the Meg Ryan impression and the Jamie Oliver?"
"Nigella?"
"Now you're talking..."
I moaned a little, and licked chicken stock from my index finger. It didn't really work for either of us.
Tuesday, 22 September 2009
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You and your kitchen ... I still recount the;
Is that marmite on the wall? I didn’t even think we had any marmite. Oh God, I hope it’s marmite...
story to anyone who'll listen
Stumbling past via a tweet...
Our kitchen isn't really set up for this, though perhaps there's an equivalent we could draw on. Or perhaps we just need to be fitter.
Laura - I know, I think we need to try other rooms now.
dadwhowrites - nice of you to drop by. Although slightly embarassing for you to find me in this position. So to speak. It's surprising what you can do in a kitchen, although be wary when leaning over a lit hob - I nearly set fire to my eyebrows.
I would have to clean the kitchen first.
Hilarious - you just happened to be in the kitchen at the same time so you had sex?! And kudos to you for remembering to stir the risotto.
Will you be blogging regularly again? I've missed your posts.
Mwa - surely cleaning the kitchen AFTERWARDS would be more important?
notSupermum - I'm going to try, but work keeps getting in the way...
I'm like Laura - I will never forget the 'sex after babies' post. In fact, it seems like only yesterday...
You're far too prolific sweetie!
x
I too still chortle regularly at the previous sex in the kitchen post. One of the most hilarious things I have ever read.
My kitchen saw a little bit of action too at the weekend. Been a long time since I was hiked up onto a granite countertop, I can tell you. Has made me view my kitchen in a whole new light this week ;0
Thanks. Have inhaled tea, causing severe respiratory problems. Probably for life. Due to SHOUT of laughter... just love the stirring of the risotto. Now must go and read that other post that people cant get out of their minds... and will not be drinking tea this time. :)
So how was the risotto?
Brilliant post! I had to read it with a very straight face though, if my husband had asked what was so funny he might have got some ideas of his own ;-)
I can't believe you risked burning the risotto for SEX!!
Ahaha. I'll never stir risotto again without thinking of you and your Hubby. Ooh, erm, not in THAT way obviously...
Multi-tasking at its finest, kudos to you.
Well full marks for trying. I"m not even going to contemplate it because our kitchen is overlooked by several neighbours. Oh and there are teenagers all over the place, all the time.
What is it with you and your kitchen? You know, it's a good job you're anonymous, otherwise you'd have people suddenly turning down dinner invitations!
It is of paramount importance to stir the risotto, though. Of course, if you'd been making paella, you'd have been OK, because you're not supposed to stir it. Or so Chris tells me. Hmm. Wonder if he's been reading your blog?
Heh, good work. If my husband and I found ourselves alone in the kitchen at the same time we would spend the time constructively having a fight about who put the sieve away in the saucepan cupboard. Hope the risotto was saved!
In our discussions about whether to have curtains or no curtains on our new kitchen windows, we never considered the sex in the kitchen option. What fools we were.
This is a benefit to ready meals that I think the marketing guys have missed.
"This isn't just a ready meal, this is a stress-free, spontaneous sex ready meal"
Ha Ha! Brilliant post...that's made a great start to my day!
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